NY State Senate wastes time on free speech-limiting legislation

Because we went to high school together, and, naturally, because what he does up in Albany can have a dramatic effect on Long Island and New York State, I follow State Sen. Lee Zeldin’s Facebook account.  Earlier today, he touted final State Senate approval of S3901-2011, remarking that “[He was] please (sic) to announce that our bill to limit protests at military funerals, S.3901, just unanimously passed the Senate!”

Given the recent 8-1 decision in Snyder v. Phelps, I found it rather peculiar that New York State, in an unusually bipartisan fashion, would be wasting its time on additional government regulation that simply need not exist.  There are already public ordinances in effect regulating conduct during public demonstrations.  I had to ask myself: does this law actually accomplish anything, or is it a cheap attempt at soundbite newsmaking?

First, the official purpose of the bill:

This bill establishes a 500 foot Military funeral buffer zone public safety program for localities, provides that any protest of any military funeral, memorial service, wake, burial or procession to or from the same, which takes place between 500 and 2,500 feet of such event may only be held upon the receipt of a permit issued by the Division of Military and Naval Affairs, together with the posting of a public security bond, and establishes civil and criminal penalties for violation of such requirements.

Under current law, local municipalities regulate public assembly conduct, allowing consideration for things such as noise control, traffic, etc.  What this law actually does is take the power away from local governments to police their own streets, and actually vests the Division of Military and Naval Affairs with statewide regulatory power.  What exactly is the Division of Military and Naval Affairs?  According to its own web site, it is “a state agency that serves as the headquarters for New York’s militia forces (the Army National Guard, the Air National Guard, the New York Guard and the New York Naval Militia). In addition, it performs federal functions required to support the Army and Air National Guard.”  So, effectively, a state-level military agency will be deciding whether to issue permits to its own potential protesters.  Why, exactly, do lawmakers in Albany think that a state agency is better equipped to issue permits than the local towns and cities in which the protests will occur?

The justification for the new law is plainly bizarre.  While it cites the Snyder v. Phelps decision, it zeroes in on a single sentence, noting that “the Snyder decision, did in fact, acknowledge a Maryland State Law, which was enacted after the case had been sued, which establishes time, place and manner restrictions on the protesting of military
funerals, and prohibits protests within a specific distance of such events.”  This is actually a deliberately misleading read of the Court’s decision, which states that “Maryland now has a law restricting funeral picketing but that law was not in effect at the time of these events, so this Court has no occasion to consider whether that law is a ‘reasonable time, place, or manner restrictio[n]‘ under the standards announced by this Court (emphasis added).”  In other words, the Maryland law explicitly does not necessarily establish “time, place, and manner” restrictions, since the Court deliberately did not rule whether it does, to Constitutional standards.

Furthermore, NY is introducing the rather extraordinary step of compelling protesters to put up huge security bonds (any protest drawing more than 100 people requires a minimum $25,000 bond), ostensibly to cover the municipal costs of “protecting” mourners.  In truth, however, there has not yet been a single case reported of protesters harming mourners, or even directly interfering with funeral proceedings.  No one has even made this argument.  In fact, the Maryland law explicitly included language indicating that the law seeks to limit speech that is “likely to incite or produce an imminent breach of the peace.”  Using this logic, New York is asking protesters to post an exorbitant bond in order to protect themselves from the violence their legal words might inspire.

In all reality, the “security bond” has nothing to do with security at all.  According to the actual text of the legislation, “UPON  THE NOTIFICATION BY A LOCALITY THAT A PROTEST WAS HELD WHICH COMPLIED IN ALL RESPECTS WITH ALL THE REQUIREMENTS OF  THE  PERMIT,  THE DIVISION SHALL, WITHIN THIRTY DAYS, RELEASE AND REFUND THE SECURITY BOND FILED  BACK TO THE APPLICANT…” Regardless of the existence of a legitimate security concern, a locality may withold the security bond by way of a simple majority vote.  In fact, any perceived violation of the terms of the permit is grounds for forfeiture of the entire bond, regardless of the level of security risk posed.  This exposes the “security” justification for the fraud that it is.

What we have, then, is a law with no compelling justification.  No one is going to funerals and threatening the safety of mourners or even directly interfering with funeral proceedings.  People like State Sen. Zeldin have latched onto paranoia centered on a few kooks from Kansas in order to pass feel good legislation that will do nothing to protect anyone in the short term, but which could potentially stifle legitimate political speech in the long term.  As we round the 10-year mark in Afghanistan, the longest war in American history, passing laws that shield us from the misery and death that wars create is the last thing we should be doing.

With Criminal Intentions…

Law and Order Way

On Friday morning, I got a text (h/t Roxanne Migliacci) that due to its cancellation, Law and Order: Criminal Intent was having a warehouse fire sale at its set location on Chelsea Piers from 8am-noon.  Since it was already 9:30, I impulsively jumped in my car and was at the location by 11am.

CI Set Sale

CI Set SaleWarehouse 1

Warehouse 1

Warehouse 1

The way it worked:  There were 3 huge warehouses filled with stuff.  You grabbed a cardboard box and filled it with as much as it could hold, and paid $5 total for it.  Anything bigger than a cardboard box (artwork, appliances, furniture, fabric rolls) were priced as marked.  If you had a flatbed truck there, you could literally pick up like new furniture and appliances for next to nothing.  Since my car might be the exact opposite of a flatbed, I found myself filling a modest cardboard box.  Just to give you an idea as to the size of the location, I was able to get through just one room in the hour.  I walked in the second room as noon approached just to have a quick peek, and never even made it into the third.  I really wish I had more time.

I approached the sale with the following logic:  I would first grab stuff with enough basic resale value to make my trip costs back ($5 for box, $14 for parking, another ~$20 for gas/tolls = ~$40).  Then, I would look for interesting props and memorabilia.

I went in there trying my best to think like an Auction Hunter/American Picker.

I know that sports equipment always sells, so I immediately snagged four field hockey shin guards and a karate protective headgear.

I’m always buying this kind of stuff for work, so picking up two really nice staplers, very nice tape dispenser, clips, etc. was great since they took up almost no room in the box.

Props

Props

I grabbed all three of these as props/pieces of memorabilia.  The trophy is from Season 3 Episode 11, called “Mad Hops.”  It says “Corey Fergin Inner City High School Most Valuable Player.”  I found the “inner city high school” name funny.  The DNA Collection Kit is a general prop.  The samurai sword is a prop sword (no blade edge at all) with a gummy blood residue at the end.  It was used in Season 7 Episode 17, called “Vanishing act.”

Some emergency rations I found pretty cool.  An emergency 100-hour candle, emergency sleeping bag, and chemical-breaker flashlight.

Fargo mug.  I love the movie Fargo, and thought this might have been visible on an ep of CI, so I picked it up.

A prop breakable plate.  I always wanted one of these as a kid, and now I have one.  This is designed to shatter on minimal impact.

Leather fitted hat, new, size L/XL.  While not my personal style, I know these things are fairly expensive.

One of the more interesting items.  It looks like an autographed hockey puck, but when I opened the case, I felt the puck and it’s definitely a fake puck (it feels like a stress ball).  I’m not sure who the signature is or whether it’s a real signature, but I’m trying to track down any episodes related to hockey.

An autographed Jeff Goldblum official promo photo.   I have no idea what the inscription says. (The inscription reads “Brian, Best Wishes” h/t WOODMO).  The auto is definitely real, compared to known examples. Any ideas on the inscription?


Two copies of an 11×14 official cast photo.  I haven’t seen this photo before, and might be able to make a little money off it by selling it to a place that makes replicas.

A working Linksys 4-port switch.  I’ve needed one of these for a long time, but didn’t want to pay for it.  Now I have it.

This was actually the first item I grabbed.  It’s a photo lab professional timer.  Used, this model goes for between 25-50 on ebay.  Since it’s in perfect cosmetic condition, I’m hoping for closer to 50.

Prop traveler’s checks.  They say “America Express”.  There are many with interesting writing, possibly from a scene on the show.  They are way cool even if not, but I’m still doing research.

These are two books filled with hand-written and factory-produced “documents” used on the show.  I haven’t figured out what ep they’re from yet, but it has something to do with WWII.  There are also some staging/continuity Polaroids included of Vincent D’Onofrio and the books.  Way cool, and definitely some unique pieces.

All in all, I think I did fairly well, and had a great time.  For the total price paid, I know I will make my money back.  I will definitely be on the lookout for these types of things in the future.  And if you hear of one, be sure to tell me about it!